Call me Optimus Cryme
speakin mostly in rhyme
about 65 to 70 percent of the time

I came here to win gold
so pardon me if I'm bold
but I am the greatest lover,
or so I am told

By your mother, your sister
and your Aunt Flo too
If you step in my way,
I'm gonna fuck your ass too

So take a lesson from me
the transformin MC
I turn my stable into heroes
make your momma's ass bleed

More famous than prime time
delicious like key lime
get you high like an herb,
sage, parsley or thyme

Like a fat sack of dope
your sisters' titties I'll grope
Wash your motherfuckin' mouth out
with a bar of soap

Optimus Cryme is my name
managing champs is my game
Got the Matrix of Leadership
and the bitches' acclaim

I am the best you have seen

I'll treat your girl like a queen

And crush opposing motherfuckers

like a jelly bean!